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Why do we write 'etc'?
May be because it means:
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?
Suddenly send her SMS Saying:."I Luv u too"
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When do you know you are in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff between Young Age & Old Age?
In Young Age , your Phone Is Full Of Darlings' Numbers..
In Old Age, it's Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others lives than their own-!
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: "If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, how would You Recognize Your WIFE?"
The Best Answer: "Why the Hell Should I?
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What is the diff.between a "GHAZAL" & a "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is a "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is a "LECTURE"
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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where u
study ?
100% Attendance!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
You can Tell the Friend any No of times: "You are my Best Friend"
But Do you have the courage tell to your Wife even once:"You are my Best Wife?"
Why do we write 'etc'?
May be because it means:
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
-----------------------------------------
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?
Suddenly send her SMS Saying:."I Luv u too"
-----------------------------------------
When do you know you are in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
-----------------------------------------
Wht is the Diff between Young Age & Old Age?
In Young Age , your Phone Is Full Of Darlings' Numbers..
In Old Age, it's Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
-----------------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others lives than their own-!
-----------------------------------------
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: "If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, how would You Recognize Your WIFE?"
The Best Answer: "Why the Hell Should I?
-----------------------------------------
What is the diff.between a "GHAZAL" & a "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is a "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is a "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------------
What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where u
study ?
100% Attendance!
-----------------------------------------
Difference between Friend & Wife
You can Tell the Friend any No of times: "You are my Best Friend"
But Do you have the courage tell to your Wife even once:"You are my Best Wife?"
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