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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

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Why do we write 'etc'?

May be because it means:
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?

Suddenly send her SMS Saying:."I Luv u too"
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When do you know you are in love?

When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff between Young Age & Old Age?

In Young Age , your Phone Is Full Of Darlings' Numbers..
In Old Age, it's Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others lives than their own-!

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: "If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, how would You Recognize Your WIFE?"

The Best Answer: "Why the Hell Should I?

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What is the diff.between a "GHAZAL" & a "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is a "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is a "LECTURE"

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where u
study ?

100% Attendance!
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Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell the Friend any No of times: "You are my Best Friend"

But Do you have the courage tell to your Wife even once:"You are my Best Wife?"

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